I probably find this funny because it’s 2 a.m. and I just finished a project for school. Have you seen the Pantene ads on TV that ask if your hair can pass the needle test? Apparently, you’re supposed to try to stick the ends of your hair through the eye of a needle. If they go through there, your hair is awesome. You’re probably a supermodel. If your hair doesn’t go through the eye of the needle, you have issues.
Lucky for you, though, some Pantene conditioner will fix your ratty hair. Soon, you too will be able to stick your hair through the eye of a needle. Whenever you want! You could carry a needle with you at all times to prove how awesome your hair is.
I get what they’re trying to do. No one likes split ends. As far as I’m concerned, though, a conditioner ad could just tell me that my hair will no longer be frizzy with the grossness of a million split ends. That’s all it takes to make me happy! Say my hair will be smooth and silky! Now I have to find a needle and try to stick my hair in it to see if this conditioner is working?
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
*I can’t actually do any tricks with my hair.